ABC: 27-year-old man, citing virginity and constant rejections, threatened to kill ‘as many girls as I see’: Police

There’s the teensiest little part of me that almost wants to understand the tremendously big sad felt by the incel set. I was a young guy once. Hell, I was a lower-middle-aged guy once. And let me tell ya, at 5’2″ without a fat wallet or sweet ride, there were plenty of times I had that sad. Advice for the lovelorn after click!

Slate: The Trump Administration Quietly Changed the Definition of Domestic Violence and We Have No Idea What For

The previous definition included critical components of the phenomenon that experts recognize as domestic abuse—a pattern of deliberate behavior, the dynamics of power and control, and behaviors that encompass physical or sexual violence as well as forms of emotional, economic, or psychological abuse. But in the Trump Justice Department, only harms that constitute a felony or misdemeanor crime may be called domestic violence. So, for example, a woman whose partner isolates her from her family and friends, monitors her every move, belittles and berates her, or denies her access to money to support herself and her children is not a victim of domestic violence in the eyes of Trump’s Department of Justice. This makes no sense for an office charged with funding and implementing solutions to the problem of domestic violence rather than merely prosecuting individual abusers.

Rando would like to know even ONE good reason for this change. Rando not patient. Rando know BS when Rando see it.

ABC: Notre Dame to cover up murals of Columbus in the New World

You know, just looking at that headline, people were going to have opinions. Some of those people might have even read the article, or at least sounded out some of the words during a quick skim and called it good. Or not. The internet is Rando’s home. That’s the way we do things.

So here’s today’s lesson in history, because sometimes people think they know what it is, and, well, sometimes that’s just adorable. Rando loves adorable people! Free history lesson!!

Quartz: Trump’s wall offer is to temporarily fix two problems his administration created

Republicans and Democrats have been fighting over whether these groups should be granted citizenship or other permanent protections for years, but neither group was facing imminent deportation until Trump came to office.

The Trump administration’s attempts to deport both of these groups are being blocked in federal courts; challenges could wind their way to the Supreme Court.

By “Report” I mean pretty much what so many other sources of modern journalism call reporting: “Hey, look! Somebody reported on that for us. We’ll report on the reporting and mix in some speculation.” It’s almost like I’m a pro or something. See stunning conclusion!!