Who Walrus? Rando Walrus!

Posted on January 27, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Now you Walrus!

Rando learn grocery store no just give Rando food for Rando smarts. You buy walrus, sleep perfectly, amuse spouse, terrify neighbors! #winning

Or, if you were already thinking of heading to Amazon for something else anyway, maybe now would be a good chance to do that by clicking through the link above. Of course you don’t have to buy the adult walrus jammies. Any ol’ thing will do. Maybe that 50″ TV you’ve been eyeing up? Or a nice watch? Maybe you need a selection of fine candies. I don’t know. But once you click through, it won’t cost you a penny extra and every little bit help Rando stuff pie in pie hole. Rando love pie!

But if you do buy the walrus jammies, send us a pic. Walrus-you make Rando almost happy as pie make Rando.

Don’t forget to come back afterward and see what else Rando do. Rando of the Internet has 100% of your daily allowance of, “well, allrighty, then!”

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Rando want to understand a thing

Posted on January 26, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Bipartisanship

How many bipartisan agreements could be fairly assessed as primarily satisfying the center right?

How many could be fairly assessed as primarily satisfying the center left?

How often do bipartisan agreements lean center right? Lean center left?

Assume for a moment that the far right and far left also occasionally get thrown a bone. Same questions. How many far right goals have been achieved? How many far left? How frequently do these things actually happen?

It’s almost like there’s three groups, two of whom get the benefits, and one of which is reduced to calling equality progress.

Rando introduce

Posted on January 25, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Who Torchlight Industries? Family! More soon.

Posted on January 24, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Bravo, Mr. Harriot. Bravo.

Posted on January 24, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

The Root: An Open Apology to the Covington Catholic MAGA Hat Harassment Team

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I forgot I did this for myself last year. I guess actually am Dr. Rando

Posted on January 23, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Scholar & Rogues: Gwyneth Paltrow inspired me to become a doctor

I think…I’ve just created a “university,” just not on paper. Yet. Maybe. Completely not accredited, never will be. Not registered anywhere. I’m its sole board member, CEO, chancellor, and professor. Might as well be the lunch lady and the chaplain, too, while I’m at it. I make the rules. And I just decided to give myself all the life-experience credits I need to instantaneously earn my own Bachelor’s and Master’s. After that, it’s just a simple matter of waiving my own thesis defense. Outstanding, me! I now pronounce me Doctor, with a Doctorate of Philosophy in um. Um. Dissipatory Casuistics? With honors, naturally.

Presenting the very not Rando and most estimable Mr. Angliss on Trump’s “poll” numbers

Posted on January 23, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Scholars & Rogues: New Marist/NPR/PBS poll showing Hispanics approve of Donald is not so clear-cut

Dr. Rando has the Rx you need

Posted on January 23, 2019 by Frank Balsinger

Great Falls Tribune: CBS rejects Super Bowl ad on benefits of medical marijuana

Advertise beer, women’s bodies to peddle anything from cars to cheese, fear, and corporations that gut the American manufacturing base, and that’s fine. #priorities And now for a break from our Big Pharma sponsor. Is this chemical you can’t pronounce right for you? Look, it’s purple with a stripe and has a clever name! Do you have a list of symptoms your doctor doesn’t know about yet? Go tell him how to practice medicine! Side effects include: symptoms worse than condition, empty wallet, money in politics, and laughter on Wall Street. Ask your doctor if being broke and miserable is right for you.