Scholar & Rogues: Gwyneth Paltrow inspired me to become a doctor
I think…I’ve just created a “university,” just not on paper. Yet. Maybe. Completely not accredited, never will be. Not registered anywhere. I’m its sole board member, CEO, chancellor, and professor. Might as well be the lunch lady and the chaplain, too, while I’m at it. I make the rules. And I just decided to give myself all the life-experience credits I need to instantaneously earn my own Bachelor’s and Master’s. After that, it’s just a simple matter of waiving my own thesis defense. Outstanding, me! I now pronounce me Doctor, with a Doctorate of Philosophy in um. Um. Dissipatory Casuistics? With honors, naturally.